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Views 32 Views    Comments 4 Comments    Share Share    Posted by Ajay 26-11-2008  
Ultimate.... ......... ....I bet u can`t stop laughing. These are Girls
profiles taken from shaadi . com These are actual ads on a matrimony
site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description
as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not
responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...
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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If
any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome
to my heart...when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u
letter..Thanksyours Regards Sowmya ~*~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Wut
Homework?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I
am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.Because i love
myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold
my hand forever !!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i
am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot(I don`t know why
but this is one of my favorites) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast(by not
wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER
OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE
IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION 3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED
WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.(all of us are loughing
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would
be called the man of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone
tell me what this girl wants)~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love
the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok (I am again clueless
but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father &
mother sister completely married (somebody please explain in comments
section how to get married `completely` ?)~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation! J
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.(No comments
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i
divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good`. i expect the good
minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ... (but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service. (Zebra..???)~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
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Zaman 27-11-2008
HA HA HA :) really funny, can i share this artical in other site if u dnt mind?
Ajita 29-11-2008
ha ha ha,that was dam hilarious.
Karthik 03-12-2008
Dilwale will go mad...if they read......Karthik
Anil 09-12-2008
couldt stop laughig for a long while...

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