Changing Plans Leading to Confusion

Boss to Secretary; for a week we`ll go abroad. She calls her husband; for a week boss & I are going abroad. Husband calls girlfriend; wife going, lets enjoy. Girlfriend calls her student; for a week you are free. Little boy calls his grandpa; I`m free. Grandpa (boss) calls Secretary; tour Canceled, I`m with my grandson this week. Secretary calls her husband; tour canceled. Husband calls girlfriend; wife is not going. Girlfriend calls boy; ...
Submitted by Badri | Rated 0

Candidate leaves interview - right through a glass door

All HR pros have seen job candidates do dumb things. But these interview bloopers are just unbelievable. Staffing firm OfficeTeam recently asked recruiters and hiring managers about the strangest things they’ve seen interviewees do. Our personal favorite was the guy who performed well in the interview — but on his way out, he walked right through a glass door, shattering it. Some of the other highlights: One candidate took a personal approach and repeatedly addressed the intervie...
Published about 01-08-2009 | Rated 0

Free Online Competitive & Aptitude Tests for various Exams

Hi, We wish to introduce Free online test website – Aieqs.com Create your own online tests, Invite friends to take it, Take up unlimited tests Created by others For both fun and learning Aieqs.com is a website dedicated for online testing and probably the first where tests are created by the users for other users. This is an excellent site for students to help each other, Bosses to create tests for subordinates & Professionals to support freshers by creating subject specific tests. Jo...
Submitted by Vishnu | Rated 0

Geminis need not apply

Companies have a lot of tools they use to pick employees. Should an astrological chart be one of them? The Salzberg Insurance Company ran an ad to find applicants for part-time sales and management positions. In the list of qualifications, the company said it was “looking for people with the following star signs: Aquarius, Aries, Capricorn, Leo and Taurus.” The reason for the unusual requirement? Statistics, according to a company spokesperson. Apparently, a “statistical study” sho...
Published about 17-06-2009 | Rated 0

Promotion Joke

The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you`ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the mail room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-president. Now, it`s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?" "Thanks," said the employee. "Tha...
Published about 12-06-2009 | Rated 0

FBI had an opening for an assassin

FBI Recruitment The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her! The man said, "You can`t be serious, I could never shoot...
Published about 28-05-2009 | Rated 0

Changed HR policies

Casual Fridays: Week 1 - Memo No. 1 Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice. Week 3 - Memo No. 2 Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins. Week 6 - Memo No. 3 Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning Friday`s wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success. Week 8 - Me...
Published about 20-05-2009 | Rated 0

Coaching for London 2012 Olympic gold

A leadership development company is helping train some of Britain’s top sports coaches in preparation for the 2012 Olympics. The Inspirational Development Group has been enlisted by UK Sport, the UK’s high performance sports agency, to work with the coaches to unlock their potential and develop leadership skills that can be applied within their own sport and the wider sporting community. The group of coaches on UK Sport’s Elite Coach Programme, who are drawn from sports such as hoc...
Published about 19-05-2009 | Rated 0

A true classic in recruitment!

One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St.Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we`ve never once had an executive make it this far and we`re not really sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in." said the woman. "Well, I`d lik...
Published about 14-05-2009 | Rated 0

Its Hillarious

Ultimate.... ......... ....I bet u can`t stop laughing. These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi . com These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail... ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ - Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmy...
Submitted by Ajay | Rated 0